Grocery store California roles got me once. Somehow it hasn't slowed my intake of them 

Obviously someone hasn’t puked up Doritos

I’m still waiting on 38 Studios to respond to my mail regarding the return on my investment 

Nhl 2002 had so much Can-con it definitely shaped my music tastes for the next 5 years

I'm pretty sure she has a dislike of cadbury cream eggs too 

You ever wonder how wind works? 

Wait did you actually target the pitcher in softball?

If they go to school in China then... All of them? I'm pretty sure he's still required reading 

They’d say, baby, eat this chicken slow
It’s full of all them little bones

Thorne's new HR call should be "go back to your own booth"

Related, "help yourself to the fridge" are the 5 best words when dealing with people 

They got 1 hit last night while he kept Cleveland to 1 run. Not much more he can do 

With friends like these who needs subtext? 

They said this was in Brazil not the US

As someone who plays baseball and feels as comfortable swinging a bat as I do wielding a fork, it’s always fun to see someone new try to put it all together. It gives some serious perspective on how hard the mechanics actually are.

Grilled cheese dipped in applesauce 

This may be dumber than driving while streaming

Username checks out.... Or so the second robot tells me 

Once I found out there are people who think the world is flat none of this surprises me anymore.

I wouldn’t mind his explanation but unfortunately his head is up and watching Lucroy the entire time