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Even better, start a bench guy to do it 

I want Jerry Dipoto's taek

I know the rest of it would never get played so just the first 27 seconds of Crisis by Alexisonfire

The GF and I were at a nice little Italian place when this group of 40-something ladies stormed the table beside us and proceeded to raise the volume of the restaurant by a good 30 decibels. Once they started discussing the state of their labias it was time to go. I guess the point is that people are assholes and/or

Yea but then some upstart young manager would start a position player as pitcher for the opening brawl and then we'll see too many position players throwing the opening punch cause managers want to save good knuckles for another game 

The rapey French cat is likewise way overrated 

Most teams are so happy to have women sign up at all they practically throw a party, and if you can actually play? Hallelujah.”

One of the ladies on my softball team has put a ball over the left or center fielders head for a triple the last 4 straight games and I couldn’t have been more happy even if I had hit it.

Had this problem in my coed softball. I make a point of bringing it up to the other team. I usually tell them it’s obviously their choice and within their rights but the rest of the league see's it, no one appreciates it, and then I usually ask why they play coed all

My hands would have better things to do. 

I heard that’s what’s keeping Dykstra out too

Dont worry! He’s still owed 31M a season for the next 5 years, he’ll be back

If the door had been sold then I would probably go Marlins

Ya but I wouldn’t expect a kid to hold onto the beer. They don’t have the grip strength yet

(his baby died a month ago) :(

How much do you want to bet the anti mayo people are also the douse-everything-in-ketchup people

Against all of ours

Does Pete.................. pass?