White trash Christmas by the glorious sons

Just start flashing the cash when you sit down, you might even come away with a date for your next meal.

I wanted one of them to puke on another one.

I knew installing a bar on the track was a bad idea

But how did it taste? Worst Snacktaku article ever

*checks score of Leafs game

Had to re-read that one in a Boston accent when I got to that part.

I’ll bet you by the time you get as old as Jerry Jones but you won’t you won’t even have $1 million in the bank. You have no respect for the country you have no respect for the flag.for a dumbass that has a pen that he can do May be a couple hundred thousand if you’re lucky boy. That’s why your writer not a player.…

How do you explain the Padres?

Yea I was just thinking about that one too! If no one’s in there I guess you could lock up quickly and do your business (although I’m sure management would love that). But if you’re in a spot that’s busy enough that opportunity probably wouldn’t come around.

I’ve never worked in the food industry but it seems irresponsible/a bad idea to staff the graveyard shift with only one employee. And I don’t mention this as the solution to the guy falling asleep but more of a general safety and security for the employees, customers and business

Damn, so much for closure.

I read that as selfish lovers and instantly wanted to know what sort of kinky stuff they do at Australian Christmas.

PICTURES!!!!!

Hey Zukka,

“Grandma, we love you very much. But you’re really old and you’ll be dead soon so your opinion about anything at this point doesn’t really matter... can you pass the dinner rolls?”

Welcome to 2017

I googled moon nazi’s, found this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Sky

Does the cousin definition ever change if you have cousins on opposite ends of the age limit? A 30 something cousin must feel like more of an uncle to a 16-18 year old right?