dammit,  I haven’t eaten yet and now you make me want to make this.  too bad I’m at work...

Qualcomm really pulling some shady shit here, IMO. they’re basically saying they won’t sell you any of their chips unless you pay a license for all their patents, whether or not you use them. Couple that with them going after car companies for per-vehicle license fees (when the suppliers of the modules have already…

hopefully they don’t phone it in, because... ouch:

so, down the line, when you need repair parts, are you going to need to know your car’s exact build date and wait 6 months for the part to be delivered?

could land a fighter jet on this hood:

anyone who is stupid enough to tint their car’s lights to uselessness is immune to constructive influence. If you’re too dumb to understand that making lamps- the sole purpose of which are to throw light onto things- too dim to do their jobs, then there’s no reaching you. 

did anyone reply “that’s because you tinted your lights, dumbass?”

it really doesn’t take away from their function as light still hits the reflector,

Some people don’t like having red on the back of their cars?

you realize those things exist so other people can see your car at night, right? You realize other people exist in this world, right?

I’ve seen idiots with so much tint on their lights that they barely showed through.

you know how someone built a browser extension called “DeTrumpify” which changes every instance of the word “Trump” on a page into the amusing euphemisms started by Jezebel (like “President Talking Dingleberry”?) someone needs to build one called “UnKaren” which replaces “Karen” with the euphemisms from the Root. ‘cos…

every bully has his crowd who hangs on to him, hoping to get a piece of the action.

I wish we could have a law barring politicians who draft/pass/sign blatantly unconstitutional legislation from ever holding public office again.

Pickiness is only a white people thing?

I can count the number of times I’ve seen or heard someone make a show of how much they hate natto on one had and have five fingers left over.  I don’t know why some of you have such huge chips on your shoulder you have to invent adversaries.

hell, the Archdiocese of Detroit suspended in-person mass over a week before the governor issued the statewide stay-at-home order.

Though that could provide some comfort, seeing as these viruses are now relatively harmless, not all dangerous viruses become more tame over time, and those that do often take a long time to mellow out.

I went to the auto parts store and said to the guy at the counter “how about a gas cap for a Yugo?”  He replied “sounds like a fair trade.”

yep. only real annoying part is the “legs” can get stuck between your teeth.