well, if you want to win on a technicality, here’s your win.  just make sure you don’t dislocate your shoulder from patting yourself on the back too hard. 

Seen the last of you? nah, we’re glad you’re back.

“people you know” isn’t a citation.

It’s not a “depression” stop being melodramatic.

Now I’m wondering what Gwyneth Paltrow’s dishwashing technique is, and if any of it involves an orifice.

at first I thought “who would want that,” then I remembered I have a box of white castles in the freezer.

I honestly don’t get these guys who  get busted at work for looking at porn.  I mean, they literally can’t wait until they get home?  

at Detroit Metro airport, when they built the new terminals starting 20 years ago the road coming into the airport was sunk down and passes under the runway. it’s got some big-ass fans keeping air moving through it.

I’m’a go to the hobby shop and get a shitload of these, and strap them all on my truck to see how fast it’ll go.

eh, it’s just someone who had to get a “WELL ACKTCHYUALLY” post in. 

it’s sad how many people (like AdamVIP here) think health care reform is only about changing who is paying for our horribly broken and inefficient system.  They don’t want to pay $15,000 for someone else’s MRI, but don’t stop for an instant to ask why the goddamn MRI bill is $15,000 in the first place. 

I do think the current system works.

here’s the problem- that just assumes they’ll be slotting in place of private insurance but still paying the hilariously inflated rip-off fees that providers charge today. The current for-profit system incentivizes everyone to overcharge at every step of the process.  a critical part of health care reform is getting…

No state in the U.S. has responded as poorly to COVID-19 as Florida.

water is also essential to life, and the amount of it needed to become “toxic” is astronomical in comparison. I know you love to use it as a snarky clapback, but it’s stupid. PFAs are not only not essential to life (they’re only harmful,) they’re also not needed for the materials they’re currently found in.

you can still buy reproductions from Coker Tire.

“Because I need something minor to whine about too!”

are you really this naive, or just pretending?

irony is getting bent out of shape over a name change for a blog post while also complaining how “PC” people get bent out of shape about stuff.

“Alright, Kelly, how ‘bout these?”