Still better than Roy Moore.

Don’t disrespect their life choices. They obviously care deeply for each other.

So would the VP.

Wow!

The love that I have for my children is the most powerful thing I’ve ever experienced. But every day I want to apologize to them for bringing them into this dying world.

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

There still some environment left to destroy? And some insufficiently terrified non-white people?

“Wet fart” was exactly my first reaction. They are so fucked.

From the get go the memo starts off with unconfirmed data. I mean, who considers Devin Nunes to be ‘honorable’?

Oh man, after finally reading it it’s even dumber than we’d imagined. What a wet fart Nunes has produced here.

NUNES presents: Finding Memo

Here is an image that is ideally suited to slowly scrolling down the screen. Starting from his head, at first I was like “well, sure” but then came the finale...

Next victim’s father...

He had a great opening, he made a fantastic, smooth transition, but he just couldn’t stick the landing.

Theory: Elon keeps getting back together with Amber to collect data to clone her into the Perfect Amber for Elon.

Margraves: “Your Honor, can you grant me 5 minutes alone in a locked room with this...demon?” 

I, for one, am glad we dodged a bullet! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, SHE HAS A VAGINA!!

The only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun, is a good toddler with a gun

Take all the guns.