I tried. I tried to get through that last screed.  I was going to show Michael I could do it.  Nope.

Lucky.  Mine died before he could witness this bittersweet moment.  RIP Elijah Cummings.  Thank you for helping us get here.

Step 1: Fire every employee. Yes, even the black guy who went along with this bullshit without blowing any whistles.

What’s the over-under on how many of these candidates even get elected?  If only one makes it in, are they still a squad?

If you’re a Jewish Trump supporter you get what you paid for.  So be it.

“I came into being when the spirit of not-racist coalesced into human form.”

3 Laws of Policing

It was so much easier to see Sessions’ racism coming, what with his hand-picked KKK name and Foghorn Leghorn Southern fried accent.  Barr may be even worse.

I was surprised he immediately ruled out a Senate run.  I can only hope after he’s done sulking about nobody wanting him as president that he’ll reevaluate this decision.

Amusingly you underestimated the gross cost of the Mueller investigation which was closer to $32M and ignored the net cost, which after funds seized from Paul Manafort was actually about a $10M income for the government.

I wanna know what workout he does to get those impressive I’m-hiding-softballs-in-my-cheeks muscles.

I am so angry I will immediately continue to not watch this obviously awful show.

I was hoping to hear actual ideas from Buttigieg here.  But that was a misguided hope.  Buttigieg is the perfect Etch-a-Sketch candidate.  He’ll say whatever he thinks will get him elected, and if you don’t like it just give him a shake and he’ll say something else.

Who was her dad again?  I forget.

She’s an attractive young woman that can contrast perfectly against Adam Schiff.

Stunningly, another armed and dangerous white man taken into custody after a murder without being killed.  I wonder what he got from Burger King.

I took the tiniest bit of solace watching the interaction between the backup cop at the two guys. He listened, agreed when they were right, gave them correct information when they were wrong, and overall treated them with dignity and respect.

My guess?  Chicken bone stuck in his stupid gullet.

Eh, I’d argue most are stupid AND don’t care.  Policing seems like the kind of job the meathead from high school gets after he can no longer coast on his four touchdowns he scored in one game at Polk High.

Ole “Finger on the Pulse” Biden gets another one right. That Mary Jane is for hippies!