Is this the same John Kelly who just linked up with a company making money off of baby cages?

Want your mind blown? Read the replies to AOC’s tweet about this. GOP voters elbowing each other aside to defend credit cards.

That last line is mind blowing.  Forget abolishing ICE, abolish police.

Again, which party? The GOP subpoenaed him, dude. I’m not sure if this is trolling or just confusion.

Ah, a good ole Catch-22. Wanna go to war? Well... you can’t.

Because at the end of the day, that’s a police officer, and they can do what they want to do.

Oh no!  He might lose his lawyer grift angle and have to rely solely on his Congress grift angle to pay his crossfit dues!

It sucks when someone steals your package. But for some reason it irks me even more when I get the “your package has shipped!” email, click on the tracking id, and get “wtf you talkin’ bout’?” response.

Boycotting Trump properties is good for your health AND your soul.  It’s a twofer.

I want this power. If I’m ever arrested for murder I’ll simply claim executive privilege over the investigation and then throw it in the garbage.  God, I’m a genius!

I think more likely Trump vastly inflated his losses to avoid taxes, which he’s pretty much admitted to doing.  Don’t get me wrong, he probably still lost a ton of money.

Trump: Our tax laws are so bad they let me cheat year after year to avoid taxes!

While not going into any detail McCain does add a caveat here and there about Trump being bad too.  But that’s only because Trump shit all over her dad, not because she actually cares.

Same, and I burn in the damned shade.

I always assumed that’s why Sheriff David Clarke called himself a Democrat.  That’s stretching the meaning of the party beyond all recognition.

Some would say Eric’s only a tenth of a step up from Tiffany and look how he tries so desperately to climb higher.  At least Tiffany has accepted she’s in last place and doesn’t seem to be trying to improve that position.

Right? Also, as the only Trump who has managed to successfully STFU maybe we could lay off Tiffany?

I don’t know how you can say that anyone else would be indicted based on the evidence against Trump. I challenge you to name 700 legal experts who agree with you on that.

Same!

I’m familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.