Same, and I burn in the damned shade.

I always assumed that’s why Sheriff David Clarke called himself a Democrat.  That’s stretching the meaning of the party beyond all recognition.

Some would say Eric’s only a tenth of a step up from Tiffany and look how he tries so desperately to climb higher.  At least Tiffany has accepted she’s in last place and doesn’t seem to be trying to improve that position.

Right? Also, as the only Trump who has managed to successfully STFU maybe we could lay off Tiffany?

I don’t know how you can say that anyone else would be indicted based on the evidence against Trump. I challenge you to name 700 legal experts who agree with you on that.

Same!

I’m familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

Oh absolutely.  You hear it all the time in the worst of all forums: online gaming.  Calling someone the n-word is the worst thing you can call them.  White guys calling white guys that as far as the eye can see.

Wow, thank you. I’m most of the way through this article and have gone from “this seems a little harsh” to “how is this guy a Democrat?”

Not enough policies.

I’m going to do something really quirky: I’m going to investigate each candidate’s policies and decide my vote upon their positions and how well they match up with mine.

Ha ha ha ha!  Wouldn’t it be hilarious if an autocrat deported a political rival for solely racist reasons?!?  Oh ho ho!  What a card the Owens is!

There was one team that went winless through the entirety of season one, but for the most part there were great teams who lost shockers and terrible teams who pulled off shockers.

We even had a Steven Seagal movie!  I think it also told us that oil drilling everywhere was bad.

I’ve been waiting for the Democrats to take at minimum the step of trying to make Election Day a Federal holiday. I thought “What can the Republicans say? That they don’t want more black people to vote?” And then Mitch McConnell said that almost exactly. And nobody was floored.

I gave examples of why the profit motive in the health insurance industry is a problem. You simply replied “no it isn’t” without in any way providing evidence to back that claim then pivoting to talking about the health service industry.

The problem isn’t the health care providers; it’s the health insurance industry.  An industry built to frustrate its customers as a matter of “fiscal responsibility” to their shareholders.  Government run insurance would have no such motive.

Almost every other thing you mentioned is stuff people buy by choice, not necessity.  Other necessities like police and firefighting service are regulated because the market would not provide it correctly.

“People are saying those cattle cars full of people are going to concentration camps. But I say hey, free cattle car ride.”

This is the death of parody. Welcome to Onion World.