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Rasheed’s late career face-turn was particularly enjoyable for its organic nature: he gradually mellowed out, while fans grew to appreciate a wily —and always entertaining— veteran.

Counterpoint: Which one is farting?

The dog was relieved that it was only a spring training game. Besides, it had been 13 years since going to a Phillies game meant a trip to the Vet.

He’s gotta be kiking himself