Is Hope Solo related to Trump or something?

I think the USWNT should send Hope Solo to the White House as the team’s representative.  She’d probably knock some sense into that orange goblin.

Billy Haisley: continuing his trend of head-scratching takes on the World Cup...

Their version of femininity is a throwback to an era the rest of us gladly left behind. Ridiculous amounts of make-up, clothes that accentuate tits & ass and women are responsible for “their man’s” well-being. Backwards logic such as a strong woman beats up the woman “her man” cheated with. Jealousy, threats of…

This is slightly off-topic because there is a LOT to say about the Ks treatment of Jordyn, but was anyone else seriously disturbed (though not surprised, given the family’s intense dysfunction) that Tristan threatened to kill himself to get out of being accountable for his behavior, and that he apparently does this…

Thirty two years old. Fuck!

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

How very sad but damned if she didn’t make the most of her life. 

Trading your best players so you don’t have to pay them is not “tanking”. It’s foolish. Except when you rip off citizens subsidizing your operation, then it’s larceny.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

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When you guys run stories about Jerry Jones, do you do a google image search for ‘Jerry jones skeleton’ or ‘jerry jones splotchy skin’ or maybe ‘Jerry Jones why you should use sunblock’ or is that what he just looks like?

I fuckin would. Bye bye student loans.

I heard them say it was the 5th highest score ever.