Your math is fine. Also, as the article mentions, this doesn’t include time for reflection, time lost doing other minor things while the reader’s on, etc.

#RIPCanadianRiverdale

Putting aside all the stuff with your family, that work schedule was absolutely sadistic. I hope you’ve got it better wherever you are now.

Santa Clarita Diet (the few episodes I watched) was OK, but 100 per cent co-sign on Timeless.

LA Noire is, by a healthy margin, the worst I’ve ever been at a game that I Platinum’d. I went through the game once without a guide and just thunderously shit the bed in nearly all the cases; apparently, I’m piss-poor at reading facial expressions. Then I did the (copious) amount of mop-up work, and it was like…

I’m going with “sentenced to an eternity of fulfilling the wants, but not the needs, of the foolish mortals he chose over his fellow demigods.”

Drinking that exact number of beers from a 99-pack seems... nice.

I was kind of hoping Mary would get to five and start blasting.

No thought for Thanksgiving ham? Or was my family odd?

I read through nearly all of that, and I expected it to end with “The Aristocrats!”

“Right-Wing Nut Job.” I still can’t stop thinking “Real World New Jersey,” though.

Tim Allen’s patented head flip when he grunts is reminiscent of the way he flipped on his fellow dealers.

As long as him and his ilk suffer in some way. I’m easy.

As I’ve said before:

I don’t want him dead. I don’t even want him vegetative. I want him with all of his faculties, except the ones that allow him to communicate i.e. speech and movement of fingers for several years.

Beasts should have been on here for sure.

Was there an overlap between the two groups you walked out on? 

You’re lucky. I usually rely on my repellent personality to keep me from making friends.

I’m damning as fast as I can!

The dandelions have to come from a specific town in France in order for them to detoxify when you rub them on your face. Anything else is just sparkling hippiedom.

Wow, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall have really come up in the world.