I don’t know why these morons keep shooting at moving cars. They endanger everyone else in the fucking street, hit passengers who have no control over the car and risk the car going out of control, thus endangering everyone in the street, when they kill the person in control of a 2-ton vehicle.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

I’m sorry to hear about your predicament. Out of curiosity, how did you know the person (people?) who assaulted you were undocumented?

IKR! What’s next? Johnny Depp actually appearing in the ride as Jack Sparrow?

trump only knows how to hire white, blond women and old racist white men.

Failin’ on up

ugh

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

“I also know there are many people who fly the flag in their yards or have a symbol on their truck and it’s not a racist symbol to them, it’s about their Southern heritage.”

The Rock just makes so many of my days better.

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family

The DMV continuing its legacy of being the shittiest bureaucracy anywhere. 

It’s deliberate falsification, not a fucking oversight. What the hell?

I’m beginning to wonder if tonight won’t be a turning point as far as impeachment goes. Notifying Russia instead of Congress before bombing Syria isn’t going to go over well with the House and Senate.

I want to say something witty or snarky about how these people should just give him a chance, but really: fuck these simple-minded dumbfucks and the shit they’ve unleashed on all of us. I guarantee they take no responsibility for putting this orange asshole into office and all of the horrible shit that has rained down…

Does anyone feel sympathy? I don’t feel any sympathy. I am overjoyed that her actions had consequences that might possibly (but in reality are unlikely) to shake her support for the idiocy of Trump and the current GOP.

There is no good reason for abortion... except for mine.

I am exactly zero-point-zero disappointed

How many billions of dollars has North Carolina lost all ready and how much more is it or he prepared for it to lose.

As a strong opponent to the censorship of music, this shit is amazing.