The "Click here for instructions video" came up, and I insta-clicked. Didn't even finish watching.

We'll do our best to answer them, or, at the very least, make up an answer that is mildly entertaining, but doesn't come close to providing any form of closure.

I think these guys had it down a while ago...

Yeah, she clearly quit. Unless they somehow missed that.

Watch Dogs is under $40 on Amazon. Not sure if you're looking for cheaper than that, but for how old it is, that's not a bad price.

...so you tell them English isn't your first language, and you get your license.

"Hey, I got a fucking Viper engine in my Honda" effect

Personally, I hope you stay inspired. This particular one deserves more than a star. You need some kind of award.

"Honey, I Shrank the Ninja" sounds like fun too. They should make it into a game!

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We need one that can play in a deck though. No idea how that would work, but I'd love to have one for my car.

Not bad, but I think they've tried taking his driver's license before during one of his four (!) DUI's. I don't think taking his license is going to do much anymore...

That rollcage isn't worth much anyway. Bring some supports up to the front, and it's definitely got something going for it.

Seriously, does it get better than that?

What he was actually thinking: "We've played enough weeks without him leading our team. Until it's proven that we shouldn't let him play with good conscience, we're gonna let him play."

When it comes to the point that he's injuring others due to his stupid, reckless, ignorant drunkenness, measures need to be taken to make it so he can't do it again. Maybe not to the point that he can't walk, but he shouldn't be allowed to drive anything but a prius (or Smart) with a throttle control and some sort of…

One of my roommates in college had stolen a sign like this that he put up in his room. Over time, he and others drew on it with a permanent marker. The child had gained a beer gut, large legs, about 150 lb, and had an ice cream cone in his front hand. I laughed every time I saw it.

There could be a few ways to excuse the minivan (coming over a hill, going down hill thus difficult breaking) but you're right, he could have been more aware. Nonetheless, Prius' fault.

This is so amazing. I'm insanely pumped.

Pretty sure the guy in the minvan had the right of way. And then the Prius hit it's breaks mid-intersection. THAT is stupid.