Yeah, you're totally full of it. Things like this happen all the time! Shit, someone littered my street with banana peels the other day. You should have seen all the slip-sliding trickery that went down at the corner! Not to mention the guy that came through with a star that blew them all away...

Well done. Didn't see that one coming

That would be fun! Now I just need a brake... and everything else in that shop.

That's kinda what I thought when I first read the title.

That's exactly what I was wondering. Screw the missile launchers next to the shifter. WHAT IS THAT THING?!

That yellow skull comes with a bonus 3 HP that he probably forgot about. And that bigger white one is aerodynamic, so that adds another 13. Dude's pushin' 721 if he knew what to do with it.

Um... No it wasn't? The Malibu Maxx was from the latter generation of Malibu's, starting in 2004, ending in 2007. The model listed by Ash78, Google Machine has model years 1997-2003.

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Just because they're still on the road doesn't mean they weren't terrible. First, they sold a ton because they were so damn cheap. Second, they're relatively cheap to fix, so it's easy to justify fixing a shit box to keep it running. Those 2.2L engines weren't terrible, but everything else on the car would fail and…

I have a 2001 SS, but it's my (extremely reliable) DD. Not a chance these cars will be collector's items. Sorry, MixItUp's mom's boyfriend, you're watching your money wither away.

I'm not completely sure I'd call it a wagon - it's more like a cross between a wagon and a sedan...

I'm surprised no one has the Malibu Maxx on here. It's the same as this car, but soooo much uglier in every way.

Your *roommate's sister should use all the money she's making and buy me one of these.

Thankfully, that only looks extremely conceptual. Still, I see your point. Hopefully they change something there...

This had better last quite some time. Please recommend mine (after you reply to your original, of course) so I know when you've fulfilled your awesomeness.

This is so much better than what I was going to say about that. On EVERY level.

I was in south Chicago a few weeks ago, saw several [old] lincolns, impalas, etc. looking like the one you have here.

I'd say 30% of my town drives a Corolla just like the one you have shown. Except it's beige, not silver. The next 30% drives (slowly and terribly, I might add) Buicks (old people). It's painful here

Any Toyota (Camry, Corolla, and older minivans) are quite popular. Lots of Somalis 'round these parts.