I think in this case "non-partisan" just means that party affiliations aren't listed on the ballot.

Major League 2 — Rene Russo's character from the original is never mentioned, and instead everyone pretends that Rick Vaughn had a romantic subplot in the first movie.

I hope they start with "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"

I can't wait for the episode where Mark-Paul Gosselaar confronts Dustin Diamond. Also the episode where Mario Lopez confronts me for saying that, among Saved By the Bell alumni, he is both more pathetic than Diamond and a bigger whore than Elizabeth Berkeley (Showgirls was a documentary, right?).

The over/under on the episode where someone rants about bloggers in their mothers' basements is episode three. Place your bets now.

I assume "threequel" is being dropped to make room for "squeakquel" in the next edition.

In defense of Duck Soup…
It should be noted that Chico's treason trial was entirely in line with both the Freedonian constitution as well as that nation's laws relating to judicial procedure.