I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

I think the point is that the pain is there for a reason (your body has been mangled) and the toradol disappears it. It's not about getting high, it's about falsely making players feel like their bodies are OK for game day.

I’ll be that guy:

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

Could’ve been worse. Ben Stiller’s been trapped in a museum franchise for like ten years now.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

How dare he betray the city who drafted him.

ESPN Reporter Darren

Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.

I think you take things a bit too personally.

“I don’t know man. Is there a mirror in the room with the cup?” - A-Rod

Jaime Moyer tried to participate, but when he finished, all he blew was a cloud of dust.

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

See this is why no one likes Cards fans

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

The Ultimate Warrior (James Brian Hellwig) was born in Crawfordsville, IN which is also the home of General Lew Wallace who wrote the timeless classic “Ben-Hur”. “Ben-Hur” the movie has been remade and comes out in August. It stars Jack Huston. Jack Huston and LeBron James have a Bacon Number of 2 (Tilda Swinton was…

Wait, the Walmart near my house has the deodorant locked up but this one just has fireworks laying out there for anyone with a lighter to mess with?