I do think that this is the effect of GOP/ Tea Party rhetoric and miseducation about individual rights. They have made the idea that a persons personal briefs trump government laws on discrimination. In part this has been upheld by recent court cases and watching a woman keep her job even when doing something illegal…

So she put herself and her home in the public sphere with the Roto-Rootin’ “Ghost Hunters” long before the movie was ever released, and she wants a payout?

So, I guess you could say the rumors were all just a bunch of...

Confession: Sometimes I daydream plots to Hocus Pocus 2. My version stars Thora Birch, grown up and an adult virgin mostly because the town sees her as the crazy witch lady (no one remembers the events of the first movie). She grows tired of this treatment and decides to summon the Sisters herself ... to join them.…

Jesus can I get him to deliver that duck leg salad to Seattle? I need it for the mouth part of my face.

You know what *does* belong in a museum? Hobby Lobby’s views on birth control.

Yeah. Am I the only one who does NOT WANT TO GO TO THERE?

The mom looked at me panicked and said, “I think we’re going to get another piece of cheesecake,” and proceeded to ask the little girl what she wanted.

I really don’t understand people who are incredibly shocked by the total when their bill arrives. Are you just really bad at math? Do you not realize those numbers next to the items you ordered represent real money? I have an older relative who does this. The bill arrives and he will look horrified as if someone is…

Sounds perfect at this point, hopefully we’ll get some commenters blowing stuff out of proportion and insisting that we’re all terrible people, which is always fun.

How does Revenge sound to you guys?

My manager finally comes over and informs me that she is removing the gratuity from the bill.

This. A hundred times this.

So, poop/vomit stories are verboten, but pee/fart stories are apparently a-ok.

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

She did agree to do the nude scene when she signed on for the role, but she got last minute nerves. Supposedly, Mike Nichols was pissed. But all’s well...

Yes yes yes, thank you for mentioning The Nightly Show! These days, Larry Wilmore is ON POINT in almost every episode. This is why I feel confident that, eventually, Noah will find his groove.

Ooh, this is good to know! I’ve never loved Larry Wilmore’s delivery, and when I watched the show early on it fell flat for me. I will check it out again. (Also, this is a good reminder to just be patient with TDS, too, and it might hit its stride soon enough.)

Look, feminists. I love us. We’re a great bunch, for the most part. But Christ on a cracker, are we literal and judgmental when it comes to song lyrics. Everything is always taken to the nth degree, to the worst possible interpretation. Couldn’t this song just be about someone who’s taking a look back on her life and…

Buff Chris Pratt as Rocky... In those tight, short, gold lamé shorts...