Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

That, and the fact that she’s just not as progressive or charismatic as, say, Sanders or Warren.

The 2009 Congress was not GOP controlled. 

You know, I’ve seen a lot of former Obama alums admit that this is probably the greatest failure of his administration. Whether there was a more progressive alternative that was realistic is debatable, but the way the worst actors in the economy were largely spared from serious consequences and able to continue their…

I very weirdly blanked on that word, it was unsettling

Enjoy hell.

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

First I go home and make love to YOUR wife 

Bruce, you’re out of here!

Doesn’t matter 

You made me want to sign up for this now. How does one go about becoming a ref for shitty little kids?

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

They play in a division with 3 incompetently-run franchises. They feast every fucking year.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

I have the body of a professional athlete!

Jorge Soler is Spanish for Brady Anderson.

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

“No specific event”? Have you not watched the news? Biden thought he was in Vermont when he was in NH. He made the stupid comment about President Obama being assassinated. He is running a very centrist campaign in an election where the candidates are discussing bold new ideas. His campaign spokeswoman Symone Sanders…