Cool. Expect commissioner Jerry Jones to have 2 Thursday night games a week next year. 3 if these ungrateful assholes don’t stop disrespecting our troops.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

Plus, we all know that the best Marvel movie ever made is Black Panther (It doesn’t matter that it hasn’t come out yet–have you seen the trailer?).

i just dont get how we’re comparing the cubs circa 2012-14 to houston and kansas city. yes they sold off their “assets” for prospects/picks but that seems like an awfully drastic comparison to the 6+ years of institutional self-immolation that houston is being commended for. hell it seems like a comparision that only…

If McCullers wanted that, he could’ve just kept plunking hitters in quick succession until a run or two scored.

Don’t forget the 2037 NBA Champion 76ers.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

That’s actually worth saluting

Man. With an attitude like that, I bet Dave Roberts would be a fucking terrible designated driver.

WTF man, you can’t stop before the game is over AND call in sick AND complain about being tired. You get 2 of 3, max.

13-12. I made it through to the end in Philly, which was a brilliant and an incredibly stupid decision all at the same time.

Eyes eyes, baby.

Ignorance is not supposed to be a defense

He was going to go with “We can’t have the slaves running the plantation” but his sensitivity training clicked in.

I re-read that sentence 3 times and scrolled up to make sure I wasn’t confusing the kid’s name. WTF.

^^ Want to bet they’re not permitted to point out someone might be concussed?

I am an Astros fan and that game was stressful to the point I was using profanity. But Culberson’s celebration didn’t bother me at all. As you said - he hit a home run in the World Series, in extra innings, when his team was behind. And the Dodgers looked like they were coming back from the brink again.

I saw that too and it’s way too late to Google but I think you have to drop it before you touch first base and if it’s broken you have to drop it as soon as possible or before Roger Clemens throws the other end back at you, whichever occurs first.

Tonight the name George Springer entered the memory banks of millions of people, and his name and tonight’s game will live with students of the game as the years and decades roll by (of course, he’ll be known as “Fucking George Springer” or “George Fucking Springer” in L.A.). The stories of no name ham-and-eggers*…

I believe you can carry your bat with you around the bases a la Pedro Cerrano