If we’re talking about crimes being committed in banks, shouldn’t they be profiling rich white guys?

A pass play at the goal line. Jesus Christ. And I don’t even LIKE the Seahawks.

The NFL needs a star running back who doesn’t beat up women or children

I’m not sure how Cardinals fans made this happen, but it’s clearly their fault.

“This is fine.”

Clearly her. Nothing Trump decorates with could be described as “fine home furnishings”.

Allen Robinson is going to give ol’ Blake the full Tonya Harding before week 4.

More like, if you don’t look at the eclipse while holding an American flag, then the terrorists win.

“These damn Mexicans is even takin our racism jerbs!”

Phoenix is a good fit. The Suns will revolve around him, like ours does.

Won’t lie, I wish I could go days at a time without talking to my coworkers.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

They did already, I think it’s called the SEC or something.

“See you in the playoffs”

I’m a fan of highly improbable hypotheticals as much as the next guy, but a 9-7 Browns team strains all credulity.

They should just release a highlight reel of Brock standing and singing along to the National Anthem and watch the trade offers come flying in.

You forgot the most important part:

My method:
1) Put gross sponge in garbage
2) Get new sponge from under sink
3) (optional) If running low on sponges buy a new pack of sponges for like $5 seriously guys.

Remember, Weed=Black/Latino. No way they’ll give that prohibition up on the national level. Too many whites think that legalizing will allow “these people” to prey on their kids. Now, who wants some Oxy?

Thank you!