Naw she knows what she did and damn you for making me side with the police! I may never forgive you.

I just live in a lame neighborhood, then. Carry on!

Go into business for yourself, you say...

I wasn’t present for this but was told by guys on that shift:

Woke up one morning to find my Suzuki LJ80 full of newspapers, there is even a picture of it around here somewhere although I could not lay my hand on it.

This is a model Y competitor, not a model 3. And seriously better looking.

why buy this over a Model 3 Performance?

The Model 3 ranges from about $38-57k. It’s a hair faster, seen as a luxury brand, and has a lot of pay-to-play features that will melt most credit cards.

Lifetime battery warranty and it’s from a more legitimate company. The downside is the charging network though, which is a big one. Also I know looks are subjective, but cmon this thing is quite a bit better than the Model 3. 

You’re less likely to get charged twice for the same car at a Kia dealership?

Yeah, jumping over hills, trying to jump over ditches and creek beds like Evel Knevil, crashing into strange objects -I actually ran into a cow, destroying the bike and spending nearly a month hiding from the farmer that actually owned the cow; he actually wanted to kill me until my grandfather intervened-it’s a…

International House of Burgers

He thrusts his ship against the coast

It’s probably a bit more tame & well-mannered than your RS. But VW tends to underrate their cars - and if you really crave a bit more speed, a Stage 1 tune from APR is typically very reliable and boosts power by ~10-20%. I’ve been running a Stage 1 ECU tune (more powah) and DSG tune (shifting remapped to handle the…

I’ve been saying it for years, there’s so much low hanging EV fruit right now its ridiculous. The first manufacturer to make a sporty two seater like a Subaru BRZ/Toyota 86 for under $30G will grab the youth market and open up a huge lead. Now that range (anxiety) has been addressed with consistent 250-300 mile…

I think most people wouldn’t bat an eye if your name was Biggus Dickus.

I know you’re right.  It’s just what happened.  

Cars that are constantly broke down are hard to rack up miles on.

To call this car half-assed is to insult everyone who has ever put forth a genuinely mediocre effort to complete half of a task. This thing is like one-quarter-of-one cheeked.

Where’s the option to view the damn poll results?