No, you drove eight hours to make a bunch of dudes cry at work.

Well I’ll be damned, you are correct sir.

Buttons/knobs. The steering wheel area is for things that need either constant use or emergency use during driving. Shift levers, audio volume, cruise control, horn, even wipers for a surprise puddle need to be at the ready and easy to hit.

My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

I think it’s time for the Aunt Jemima treatment...

People who say “We want to fund programs that directly affect systems of poverty so we can help change the systems or change the dynamics that are causing people to be in poverty,” aren’t the kind of people who piss away their winnings on cars and speedboats.

My one piece of advice for parents expecting their first child: find out where the nearest 24-hour pharmacy is near your home.

I set my browser to swap those words to “I farted” and it makes for a much more pleasant browsing experience.

my research corroborates your statement.

Now the girls would turn the color of an avocado
When he’d drive down their street in his El Dorado
Why he was only 5'3"
Girls could not resist his stare

Wrangler has to be on the list. Obvious choice but for a reason.

The world needs more 1.8L V6 powered cars.

To fly over. At 37,000 feet. And 480 kts.

or...

I think you meant…

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

Verschmuckled

WAGONS!

Park it perpendicular. Problem solved.

Somehow, I would rather see 550hp on a FoRS