Modern day Harlequin?

Hello, my name is Subaru Domingo. You killed my father, prepare to die!

You skipped the part of the press release where it said that all Dock pitchers will have to drop tabs of LSD before each start.

Nissan Versa w/ a CVT. Enough said.

I hestitate to suggest anything American because Ken doesn’t seem like the guy who turns a lot of wrenches, but I gotta believe Ken rolls hard in this . . . .

For $500, you can have a legitimate (read: real) LeMons car. Hard not to say Nice Price to this one.  

It’s a first gen Highlander.

I agree and was going to give it the instant NP until I saw “4x2".

That’s sexist, and you know how broads hate that.

How about the Buttne Reader and Motherf*cker Jones? I got nothing. This is gold.

If you don’t think I’d be willing to jack off in a McLaren P1 on a bi weekly basis in front of people then this is going to be a very bad deal for someone else.

Bring shop towels.

Semi-related story - NOT MINE - every time I read it I still laugh

Okay, two things:

1. RICH E. RITCH
2. In Ohio, hub caps you.

There are fewer cars more worthy of Jalopnik. At this little automobile’s core lies the heart and soul of what creates a motoring enthusiast. It isn’t obvious and it isn’t loud, but it’s there.

Amen.

Captained-out is already a thing

Seriously. It’s like they put an armrest/console between Jabba the Hutt.

“Some crab is probably wearing it like a pendant.”

- Michael Scott

On the back of a purple base model Ford Ka