“If you’re looking to compete in this year’s Hearthstone Spring Playoffs, you might have to throw down in a loud room that smells like honey barbecue sauce.”

I still don’t get the speed runner thing

Yes! But I’m highlighting this game (and, specifically, this documentary) here.

Doesn’t belong on Kotaku, that is what i09 is for. Evan Narcisse is the comics guy there.

Comics go to io9 not Kotaku. Especially since the only comics blogger who knew anything, Evan moves to io9.

Cattails looks like Stardew Valley, except cats. You play as a feral cat exploring an open land, developing relationships, combating cats from rival colonies, and yes, romancing other cats to start a family. No farming, though. Cats are hunters, not gatherers. The game is on Kickstarter.

Why? Because we can’t just have games coverage anymore. No, we have to add on all this dumb SJW crap because the Kotaku writers are dumb SJWs themselves.

Seriously. They keep doing this crap. There are separate sites for a reason, but they have to show how progressive they are. Kotaku’s weird little echo-chamber they create is not bettering humanity, they don’t need to prove their progressiveness.

Why is this shared to Kotaku?

“it is the status quo, but let me write an entire paragraph making it seem like it’s not so I can have click-bait, confuse even more people, and stick to the narrative our overlords keep telling us to. So then when smart people figure out we blow things out of proportion and lie to make people hate Trump, they’ll…

Lots of coffee.

Here’s the feature list from that leaked Spanish Playstation Blog site:

Rain World is coming to PS4 and PC March 28th. Look at the cat. Bug? Cat bug? Anyway if I get it killed I’m gonna cry. Here’s a trailer.

Uh, that post was actually supporting you.

Sorry I was a making a joke. ITT Tech being such a shitty for profit votech school didn’t read funny. My apologies.

Do not taunt Joy-Con.