I’ve spoken about this with other folks at Kotaku, and they’ve all given excellent counterpoints to my complaints beyond “well this isn’t a problem in the back end of the game”. Stuff like it’s a nice little statement on permanence, on how everything in this game is built on physics, on how sometimes you need to…

Cool. The review will be ready in April. Because Kotaku runs on Colored Reviewer Time

Today on Shit No One Cares About, Jason “Tampon” Schreier pasts some Tweets including a mean joke.

Today on Shit No One Cares About, Jason “Tampon” Schreier pasts some Tweets including a mean joke.

Blacklist’s story did suck, but it was Splinter Cell at its heart.

But but but people who don’t care about the political message are racist bigot assholes who should g3et in touch with their womanhood.

Ugh. Half of your review is spent whining about the political message and cultural insensitivity of a Tom Clancy game. Have you played a Tom Clancy game before this? It doesn’t seem like you have.

“Sorts out its supply chain” = “Decides to make some more.”

Transformers 5: Where the Geckos from MGS hunt down Fat Albert and the Gang in an urban dystopia.

Do people just walk around with perpetual hard ons or something? “I’m in gay love with a video game shark guy.” is pretty fucking pathetic. This is a job for prostitution. Maybe if assholes like you got their nut off you’d calm the fuck down and gain a dose of perspective.

Why mention this when all it does is provide context and balance for what would otherwise be a clear condemnation of another writer who is more successful?

I like reading Hamilton Nolan’s coverage of other press outlets. It’s like he’s managed to smear penis envy on a webpage and gets paid for it.

laziest fucking transgender evar.

holy shit this is a prime case of butter face.

LOL its like Reddit comments but even less funny1

LOL you sound like a chipper douche bag. Just fuckiing stop.

Not hard, it’s just that no one would want to see your fat ass in a video game costume.

Damn bitches be fine. I bet they fucking suck at the game though, being bitches and all.

shawty got some nice legs

Well shit, if you can go use an outside tool to find raid parties and Nightfall parties, then expecting you to use outside tools to complete a quest isn’t unreasonable.