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@CarrerCrytharis: Lasers that are high enough power will be visible. Disco lasers and laser pointers wont(unless there's dust, fog, smoke, etc.)

Do you guys even bother to proof read?

@Anticrawl: You didn't like Jaws? gtfo

@NotSure2010: I like turtles.

@zipeater: No Lag...at all.

@W10002: it's the internet...

@W10002: yours too.

dang Lundgren is looking old.

@Thangka: I gave it some thought. And yeah that sounds like it would ruin anyone's day. Nasty shrapnel.

I want those chopsticks.

@ObiHaiv: Now that's a disturbing thought.

@ObiHaiv: nah..that there is Bauhaus.

@Philip Han: We can't keep running everything over copper. And fiber optics isn't too new.

Anyone have one of those new ipod nanos?

Ima let you finish but someone else had the best tweet of all time!

Buddy, if you're going to be snarky. At least go the full monty. You generalized. Oh it comes with i5 and i7, and a Nvidia graphics chip. You're writing about a computer. Give specs.

@Hello Mister Walrus: It's apple...pretty much says it all.

It's a trap.

We're gonna need bigger boats.