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There is literally no way in which kobe surpassed Jordan.

How else are you supposed to get 60pts? 20 3s? 30 free throws? Dude hit 44% after starting 0-5 from jitters. You gonna trust the rest of his garbage team to hit better than 44% in this game?

I always fucking hated Kobe but that was fun to watch. It’s almost like he read the Deadspin articles today and was like “fuck it, selfish? You wanna see selfish?" And just chucked it 50 times. Oh by the way also was fucking red hot with ice in his veins down the stretch of that game to drag a shitty ass Lakers team

Hollywood could not have written a better ending.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Magic: “Kobe has never cheated the game, he has never cheated the fans...”

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

He would have dropped his second green jacket on the day.

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

Man, if he did fall down over that chair...

Yeah, you know what? You’re goddamn right. The gun isn’t the problem. The violent hothead is. No one ever in the history of the world has denied that.

My second favorite episode is when Will pretends he likes poetry, so that he can fuck his female peers. The name of his favorite poet was Rafael De La Ghetto, and that was funny.

My favorite Fresh Prince episode is when Uncle Phil hustled the guys at the pool hall.

Fucking sucks that any hothead idiot can own a gun

But if everyone was strapped to the teeth with all manners of guns nothing like this would ever happen again. That is what the NRA and gun nuts tell us all the time. If everyone had a gun then there would be no crime or gun violence.

Fuck you, guns. And douchebags with guns. RIP Will.

wow. Over a fender bender. Guns make all situations more dangerous. Sad.

I know, right? We can’t even get a 3rd Bush into the White House nowadays...

Came for the signalling- am not disappointed.