Says the doofus who stole $75,000,000 from the state of Rhode Island.

“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”

I am willing to convict based on that mustache.

The next day, she was scratched from the team’s senior night ceremony and was suspended for the rest of the season.

That was what you took away from his monologue?

That “Hollywood is sorority racist” joke went over like a lead balloon. You can feel the discomfort. I loved it.

Nahhhh....I still feel like it was a subtle move. Like: here’s let us end on a dumb joke that also points out that everything kinda is about racism and sexism. He fully called out Hollywood for being racist. Maybe he was making an implication without presuming to speak for women? I honestly have to give him a little…

I think showing up and giving them shit is better than being completely absent. He wasn’t their monkey, as they say. Some of the stuff he said was awful, but a lot of it was right on. I just hope he’s not done.

I fucking love Chris Rock. He’s never not been great. Stand up, acting, hosting, whatever. Chris Rock is the fucking man.

Fair enough. But people aren’t as upset about discrimination against asians. Get back to us when asians are being gunned down by the police on a daily basis.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

vanilla offense

I hope that on the easiest day of my life I can have half the faith, grace and character that Monty Williams has on his hardest. One of the most inspirational things I have ever read.

Jesus Harmon Killebrew Christ. +1

That’s a fine head of hair!

They wheeled in TVs into my 7th grade classroom to watch the verdict. 12-year old white kids cheered. No one knew why that was the reaction. I’d like to think it was because it was over. But I think it really was because recess was next period it was a nice day outside.

Somehow I knew Magary was gonna slip his age in again.

I’m still pissed that OJ made us draft Al Cowlings, his best friend from Southern Cal, as a condition of signing with the Bills and not holding out and shit. And then AC was like a fuckin’ HORRIBLE football player. Do you know what’s worse than an atrocious defensive lineman? An atrocious defensive lineman who gets…

This just makes me want more Norm MacDonald.

You might not want to joke about that. Many Asians would probably like to join.