take as many stars as you can fit into a handicap spot

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

Not to be a downer, but is fighting a ticket like this really worth the time and effort? Unless loud exhaust fines are significantly higher than I thought they were, it seems like the combination of lawyer fees and the time you’d have to spend dealing with this would quickly make it not worth it.

Dat panel gap...

Yeah, everybody knows you keep the bra on in the lead photo; that way people click-through to see it taken off.

Seems like a lot of travelling and money to spend to get an STD, and piss and shit in the desert. Rich people pretending to be hippies...you know, like SF, only more dust and fewer homeless.

The New Bro can afford them because the New Bro barely completed community college, now works in middle management, wears a polo with his company logo on it, or has a name tag, lives in places like Ontario or Fontana, or other examples of mediocre urban existence, where he rents a room or lives with his parents, eats…

After the photo, he moved on her like a bitch.

This is not what your wife meant when she asked if you could get an LFA for her.

♪ ♫ If I had a million dollars, well I would buy you a K-Car. A nice Reliant automobile ♫ ♬ 

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

It’s 2 LeBarons for the price of 10!

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

Nice car...

Just fade away...

To bad her story wasn’t selected

Can I nominate car-branded polo shirts without having bought one? For a mere $20-50 or so you can look like a car salesman on his lunch break.

D, but there’s no “pre” dementia about it. This is moving right along to wearing your underpants outside of your suit pants territory with dispatch.

Here in AmeriKKKa a person is more likely to be open to anal than wagons

Thanks Trump