I save my smart ass comments until after the citation is written and before I sign it.

Why no love for Sizzler?

I’m driving down to SXSW to meet up with my brother who I haven’t seen in 9 years since leaving the great state of Florida. Mazda & Jalopnik; count me in! We’ll be the 2 hungover skinny dudes in a CX-9.

80's GM is CP at any price, even free.

This is the best summary of Trump I have seen written anywhere, bar none.

Has-beens will always say stupid shit to stay media relevant. Hey Cheryl, your 15 minutes are over!

My buddy had a ‘74 Mikado in high school circa 1978. It was already rusted out. What a turd (the truck, not my buddy).

I have a ‘12 GT AWD. Last year of the pre-KODO design. I’ve owned it 4 years and just under 50K miles. It’s by far one of the best vehicles I have ever owned. Yeah, the front end has a cheesy smile but it’s better than the KODO design that followed. We’ve had zero issues, it’s solidly built. It evenly wore out the…

Dick nazi!

CP. The 90's called, they want their JDM back. Seriously, this car looks hinky. I was into JDM back in 1995 to 2005. The golden age was around ‘97-2002. We’d get a container full of good, low mile clips. Swaps were easy & cheap. Demand grew and supply dried up. Towards the end there were no good clips only scrounged…

You know Doug, at this very moment Warranty company underwriters are faxing your information to dealers across the nation. I am afraid you are blacklisted. ;)

This reminds me of a flight I took from Clearwater FL to Indianapolis for the 2000 F1 race. It was a non-stop flight. All the passengers were going to the race. It was mayhem. 100 or so drunk F1 fans. As soon as it was wheels up, the bottles of booze came out. The flight attendants hid. Drunk fans arguing and a few…

But that girl still looks pretty good at last call. As long as you get out before sunrise, you’re golden. Give her you Google # in case you go back for seconds later.

I liked wood accents when interiors were made of metal. Wood next to plastic looks meh.

Then I will take 3. Beige please.

But will it get me laid? real question.

Cool. Another GM I don’t have to consider not buying.

As good as the specs are and as attractive as the interior is, you’d still have to be outside and look at it at least twice every drive.

TL;DR. Didn’t have to. CP

I live in the Uintah Basin. I only do it when we have rain/snow/rain, which isn’t very often. It prevents my wife from using the wipers to scrape off the ice. She’s too short to put the wipers down. She’s ruined a lot wiper blades in her lifetime.