“You should have filed form 95.”

That is a replacemet pilot filling in for one of the recently furloughed pilots, at least the racoon will work for peanuts.

Hertz is doing something stupid and having it blow up on social media is as predictable as a rainy day in Seattle 

Worse, it kicked the back of my seat the whole flight!

New Spirit baggage handler. Will probably be promoted to pilot soon. 

Crack Pipe. 12k is insane for a car with a very niche audience that isn’t in top notch condition. 

Agreed. It’s a safe little bubble between your car and the fueling station that you forfeit if you have to walk around to the opposite side of the car, with both you and your unlocked doors exposed.

This. Plus it’s safer in general and more convenient not to have to walk around the car to fill up. And having the pump on the side of the car closest to the driver means you’re less likely to be exposed to rain, snow and anything else that lurks out there in the darkness.

Or the middle that likely isn’t “illegal” - though rather more difficult to achieve on modern cars:

For Safety reasons, fuel door should be drivers side. Our vehicles programmed to not auto unlock the.doors. When my wife exits the door she does not walk around the car leaving driver door unlocked. Vehicle refueled on driver side near the driver door. Much harder to steal her purse or vehicle.

Buick... It’s the equivalent of Chevy’s Identical Twin, wearing a slightly nicer jacket...

I’m gonna say Maserati. Who are their vehicles even for? Lets go over the offerings:

Chrysler literally only has a minivan. Like don’t get me wrong, it’s a pretty nice minivan, but its still one singular vehicle. (and no, im not counting the Voyager separate from the Pacifica because its literally the same vehicle, just for fleet buyers).

Stellantis. If it wasn’t for Ram and Jeep, nobody would care at all that they were still in the US market, and even Ram and Jeep are going to fall away soon with the “WTF?” decisions that have been made with the brand lately. It would have been Nissan if it wasn’t for that, but Rogues and Kicks-es are still going to…

Mitsubishi. Hands down. 

Speaking strictly from a US-centric perspective, I’d have to say Fiat. Although they and parent company Stellantis are internationally huge, they have virtually no presence here and now only offer 2 versions of the 500. Everyone who wanted a 500 bought one years ago and has since moved on, and I can’t imagine anyone…

Chrysler. 

*Puts flame suit on*

Buick.

Buick. What is it you say you do here?