He’s not the sportscaster that the Bears need but he certainly is the sportscaster the Bears deserve.

The banned fan’s seat will henceforth be filled by a statue of the fan.

That’s the worst injury Parker has suffered since his rookie year when he broke his hand fighting for a rebound with Bill Russell.

I guess it’s too much to hope he pulls a Paul Pierce?

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

Lol, no. He didn’t. He executed a normal pop up slide used all the time in baseball. Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.

You’re actually an idiot.

He really dinged the donger

Wow, a TV? Mashed dongers typically destroy keyboards.

The thing is, they’re not better at hiding it. They’re just not self-aware enough to know they’re being racist.

That’ll show Kristaps. Can’t skip those exit interviews.

Not sure how he’d fit into the triangle offense, but he definitely has potential as a key player in the ongoing and irrevocable destruction of Phil Jackson’s legacy.

Really interesting story, Cecilia.

The constant flow of “people watching people playing video games” articles was the first indication I wasn’t reading the NYT. That and the website address.

Why does everyone sweat this so much? Who cares? I’m not reading the New York Times here.

Congratulations. You have managed to embarrass yourself and insult millions of people in one go.

“E” sports are not sports, just so we’re clear. Offhand, I cannot think of a more useless, more pointless way to live, or try to make a living. The empty absurdity of the entire scene, en masse, is breathtaking. Anyone with any insight at all can only gape.