Michael Jordan never had to die for his sport, just saying.

Oh weird, what a coincidence.

As a law professor, supporter of publicly-funded legal aid, and long-time ill-fitting khakis advocate, I assure you that in our cabal, public legal aid and khakis go together like... well, like khakis and absolutely any top you could imagine. Blazer, dress shirt, polo shirt, t-shirt...

Nice to see Tom Brady multi-tasking in his offseason.

It’s not an implausible take to say that their recent problems are due less to fatigue than to trying to figure out lineups now that they have more players to rotate in and out. Obviously, I didn’t come up with that all by myself, but when Brooks is trying to see what Jennings and Mahimi and Bogdanovich and Oubre and…

If you can’t bring the mountain to Mohammed, let him keep talking and he’ll bring the mountain down on top of himself.

Remember kids: never TWERK at WORK

Hip shaking will no longer be allowed. Doing the Carlton, however, will be highly encouraged!

LaVar Ball is a moron. It obviously hasn’t been an issue for Isaiah Thomas.

LeBron will eat Lonzo’s soul and glare at LaVar for an extended beat next season, and I can’t fucking wait

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

Rondo: It’s all about loyalty to your team. And the bond you share with your teammates.

Yet, Jim will tell all of his friends that he “didn’t even know she was unhappy” when his wife files for divorce.

Obligatory

Did john just flash the ring and say, “I win when it matters?”

I figured they already blew by 20 in 2017.

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

Downton Flabby