I’m just here for the “put on the map” dogpile. Why don’t you pick up a history book and learn yourself about the Eldon Miller era... Freakin millennials!

Fuck Michigan

I’m sorry to report that Albert Burneko now lives.

Mike and Mike are some of the biggest Kaepernick supporters out there... as dictated by their ESPN/Disney overlords.

Are you?

Nobody talks about a “stopper” during the regular season.

That’s some racist BS right there.

The guy didn’t even make it to his first preseason in the NFL: this is not the league’s fault.

Yes. That gun’s barrel is pointed way to the right of the guy on the vehicle.

Except in the bunch of states which allow for their stipulated admissibility in court.

This is a very boring take.

Lev Grossman is a much better writer than Stephenie Meyer, and his series is worlds better than hers, on page and on screen.

Those are seconds, not hundredths of seconds. One hour, eighteen minutes, 4 seconds.

Steve McMichael, anyone? He was a Pro Bowler, then briefly held the WCW US belt.

Shut up.

Burneko’s prose is the absolute epitome of over-writing. The term “too clever by half” was probably invented for his particular take on Deadspin style.

Deadspin writer appreciates loudmouth hot-take artist: big surprise.

11-seed Xavier is still alive, and the Big East is no longer universally considered a “major” conference, so... buttons.

As usual, the big takeaway here is, Gizmodo Media Group is a bunch of know-it-all assholes.