This is an overwrought piece of over-writing.

And Nester is Nester:

It’s Method #1.

Raffey Cassidy as Athena in Tomorrowland is absolutely one of the best child acting performances I’ve seen. (Although she may have been 13 at the time and so just outside the parameters here.)

And there’s your Splinter reader post of the day, folks!

Wow, so many meaningful conclusions to draw from these anecdotal impressions!

So here we have even more detailed and compelling evidence that TJ Miller was unprofessional and a big meanie on the set of a TV show? Lock him up!!

I have always wanted to see a faithful adaptation of King’s Running Man. The movie was great corny fun, but the scope of the book was so much bigger, in a good way. He basically projects the ultimate endpoint of reality TV, two decades before reality TV is even a thing.

...while grinning madly with his intestines getting tangled up in his feet and flying the double-birds. 1980's Stephen King had no limits!

He did admit to being on a lot of Oxycontin while writing it, so yeah.

The worst for me is when you hit serious traffic right near the end of a long road trip. That’s really the main situation in my kids’ life when they see ANGRY DAD.

...as opposed to Deadspin, a sports site for smug idiots, and Jezebel, a women’s site that assumes women are awful.

I can’t say for sure whether you’re always wrong, but you’re wrong on this one for sure.

Three more, actually, so yeah, several.

Abdul-Rauf was not blackballed, he was suspended, then capitulated two days later and continued to play in the league for several more years.

Well that’s a surprising way to misread the question.  Well done.

The maze isn’t meant for you.

Especially when it comes to any related to OSU.

Pipsy is a yellow mouse from a Donkey Kong video game.