This Is What God Wanted.

The Big 12 officials (fuck the Big12) missed a lot of calls (targeting...repeatedly), but this is one they got right. Its hard to call a penalty for a pick when the WR’s being held and then shoved to the ground.

“FUCK YOU ALABAMA! HAHA.”

Schadenfreude!

Notre Dame receivers were blocking down field, which you can’t do until the pass is touched. The Bama defender pulled the Clemson player down as the receiver tried to possibly set the rub.

“Jokes on you we’re already fucking our siblings”

How did Bama not just have all their DB’s straight PI/tackle all the Clemson receivers on that last TD?

Bama is still going to claim a share of this title through parentage of Dabo.

This game raises some serious questions about God. Maybe if He didn’t spend so much time paying attention to college football, He might’ve realized that while He was helping Clemson win a national title, Donald Trump was elected president and a dickload of people died of war, famine, and disease.

Fuck all this noise about a pick on that last play. Marlon Humphrey tackled Artavis Scott into Tony Brown and that’s what caused Renfrow to be wide open.

It took 4 hours because the refs reviewed every goddam play. Still managed to be a great game in spite of them.

Can’t wait for the calls to Finebaum insisting bama bring home Dabo the prodigal son. Like now.

I could watch Nick Saban angrily talking to himself all day.

This is clearly Lane Kiffin’s fault.

Classic Madden strategy.

The Paul Finebaum show is going to be killer for the next couple of weeks.

“BUT THAT WAS A PICK!”

It almost looked like Clemson let Bama score that last touchdown just to get the ball back. I’m sure that’s not what they were doing, but it didn’t look like anyone on defense was interested in making a tackle.

It turns out that the Raiders quarterback wasn’t their regular starter. Who knew? I think Jon Gruden did a good job conveying the point that he’d never touched a football in his life before last week.

You got to use an ink pen?? Weird. Back in the day when you worked for the devil you had to fill out everything using your own blood, and THEN seal it with the tears of a deflowered virgin. Boy, have TIMES CHANGED.

You got to use an ink pen?? Weird. Back in the day when you worked for the devil you had to fill out everything…