All food opinions invalidated by this comment.

So you hate the best part of a chicken.

I’m pretty sure that the fact that I simply read an article about a demon machine that flings treats has my cat under the bed cowering right now.

Putting whole okra in the trash also works.

So will USF(or any other school) still honor his scholarship if he’s ineligible to play?

Massa say you can only make money picking his cotton; not making money on your own, without massa. So, you fired.

I think someone needs to spend more time in the IKEA parking lot.

COTD “Why don’t one of you morons just drive the car?” 

Are you this wrong about everything in life?

Haha all the people bitching about the price tag just crack me up. How easy/cheap do you think it is to build cars from scratch in low volume, you want it to be 22k or what. Just silly.

We live in a world were people routinely spend $30,000 for optioned out Polaris side by sides. As for being street legal it would probably depend on your state laws, Nevada is pretty lax as long as you have proper lighting.

Ah yes, her parents saw the tiny newborn and quickly scrawled “Steve Jobs’ widow” on her birth certificate.

Try Army & Navy Surplus.

I was expecting it to go down way worse for Corey than it did.

While the “Ball Brothers” doesn’t have the same ring as the Menendez Brothers, I really see no other options here.

A Fox Body Mustang.

Can I go with you and be your Trojan horse? I’m really, really white, shaved head, long beard, covered in tattoos, and not quite as trim as these young aryans (a little dad belly) but I do workout and weigh in right around 230. After a day or two, I’ll be like “can I bring my buddy Michael? Y’all have to hear his take…

What on earth is a “storage enthusiast?”

Because hell fuckin’ yeah, that’s why