Mr. Trump cannot even send birthday wishes without positioning himself in absolute center of the photograph.

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

Operation: Whoopsie Poopsie

I identify as cisneck.

I actually saw someone with a shirt that said “Certified Redneck.”

Saw him again test-sitting a Wrangler seat about an hour later.

You should not be listening to headphones as you cruise the streets, either in a vehicle or on foot.

Both the reports of a “gay prison lover” and possible homosexual relationships before prison and the reaction to those reports seem mostly rooted in homophobia, gay shame and painting homosexuality as lascivious/tragic.

The “is he was he I knew it” reporting on this is disgusting and the lackeys in the media who have run this story over and over just to have a lede with “gay lover” are just garbage. May he find peace in death and may his daughter be left alone by the media.

I’m sorry, but you including their histories of sexual abuse makes it sound like you’re excusing their crimes. If it was yet another Catholic priest busted for pedophilia, would you include that they most likely were molested themselves? Life sucks and not everyone who is abused perpetuates the cycle, and I’m pretty…

I don’t want to sound like a hater but... awww man. I did like that someone with his profile was with a regular, cute black chick, though.

“Mr. Regular”: that magical repair stuff is called ‘JB Weld’, not ‘J&B Weld’.

WHY ISN’T THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF JUICE

I came for the tattooed, shaggy-haired baby face and interesting voice, but I’ll stay for the progressive feminism.

Wait until he drops your fantasy team.

20k will get you a nice C5 Corvette. Parts are cheap and plentiful and they have a surprising amount of cargo space

I hate how disgustingly sexy this thing is.

Or the Jeep Renegade maybe?

I think Breitbart writers are more sympathetic to the Confederacy.

I think there is already sugar in PB2. Better check the ingridient list.

I think there is already sugar in PB2. Better check the ingridient list.