Her, along with every other competitive track athlete since the 1980s.

Sexual misconduct allegations in 3...2...1

“How dare you ignore our bribes!”

In the other 49 states, laws don’t exist off the pavement.

Every 401k plan I’ve had, the match was put in once a year, usually in March for the previous year.

Counterpoint: Options are Opinionable

Joanna was clearly getting ready for her role on Parks and Rec.

fitness burrito into ma mouf

“Click bait” has lost all meaning.

I neeeeeed it.

One of the “good ones” who remained silent.

Hmmm still looks like a boring crossover with a Jeep-ish grill.

The 280SE could have serious value if someone spent 2x that value restoring it.

How good is Bolt’s doping regime? I’ve never even heard a whisper of accusation.

This will probably be bad. Just like all the other Oceans sequels.

I guess this dude has never bought a house.

We have cars that can drive themselves but we still rely on humans to drive trains. Fucking ridiculous.

Rihanna can do whatever the fuck she wants and she knows it.

Let’s see...

I’d probably just try to convince the pilot to do a barrel roll the whole trip. Also I’d eat pints of Ben and Jerry’s. I’m a man of simple (read:childish) pleasures.