That’s why labor was listed as a cost.

Michael, even when the topic is as repulsive as Roy Moore, your columns/blogs are always a pleasure to read.

WTF is wrong with tap water?

Sounds you’ve twisted your mustache too tightly and its making you grumpy. Go for a ride on your fixie. Maybe you’ll feel better.

Sounds like something a hipster would say.

This is a story about a Jeep.

Nah, it’s just bad beer hyped up by annoying hipsters.

run, hit, run actually

I don’t either but I’m with you 100%.

As of 4 years ago anyway, ebay motors bids were non-binding

As of 4 years ago, ebay motors bids are non-binding.

It wasn’t a political statement as much as it was a reminscing about “simpler times” or some nonsense.

being able to defend themselves when the black men come for their guns and bibles.

sexual assault is fun!

New to you because they are bullshit.

Fuck yeah. I drink about a gallon a week.

That’s a lot of Big Macs.

Yeah, the aluminum can one is utter bullshit. They didn’t even try to fake it working - just a jump cut.

So did he whoop ass or what?

beards are gross