Most importantly, they fry their hot dogs. Get them plain. They are fucking incredible.

How many times can you write a review of a 1988 Chevy Celebrity, 1992 Ford Escort or 1995 Hyundai Sonata? There's only so much to write about when you're working with a $1400 budget.

Isn't is sad that our government would never consider saving money like that now? And they wonder why the debt is so high...

To give people who weren't alive/cool at the time something to complain about.

In the 1970s, noted auto racer and Car and Driver contributor Brock Yates conceived the "Cannonball Baker Sea-To-Shining Sea Memorial Trophy Dash" – also called the Cannonball Run – to protest highway speed limits. I won't bore you with the details, but the record was slowly whittled down over the next decade until…

Absolutely agreed. There should be a "10 worst in the world" and a "10 worst North American airports for those who fly once or twice a year and get their panties soiled easily". That would be equitable.

Black Diamond

Similarly, Jeep's Mango Tango (Available on 2011 Wrangler, returning for 2014 Cherokee):

Not a tow hook. Advanced cruise control system sensor

Required: obligatory name change to, 'RAN OVER'.

Somehow that M badge looks better on that non-M E30 than it does on any of the stupid M-sport that are mushrooming lately.

Was she big through the hips? Roomy?

here is where Lincoln stopped looking cool...

I don't understand what's so bad about it to be honest.

depends on your volume and in my line of vehicles it's extremely high volume and low gross. When things were really tight a few years back we were closer to 1% but still very profitable.

I too find it hilarious that people paid money for PT Cruisers.

This thing you call "price gouging" is referred to by people who know stuff as "economics." When you've got something a lot of people want, you get to sell it for more money. There's nothing wrong with that - it's how America works.