What? The Torah was written in English so that similar vowel-sounds could be confused?

What do you think this is? Google?

For such a sciencey community, I am appalled by the misunderstanding displayed in many comments as well as by the imagined result of the headline.

Not entirely incorrect.

especially four days late.

And yet it can only display in red and black

I didn't see credit for the sound track.

So Long, Dolphins, and Thanks for All the Carcasses!!!

Thanks to Searhus for posting this video.

in all of this, no mention of the word "Beta"???

They are much better than Aper Fallagood!!!

Sadly, those who need this info the most will not be able to get past the 2nd paragraph.

In the 1520s Robert Thorne bargained with Henry VIII using kilometer measurements???

This explanation makes it sound like all the squishy critters went and analyzed the ionic content and brainstormed their brilliant solution for survival.

Shapshifters?

Google can easily recoup the money by firing a janitor.

Nice job, kids.

SHOCK!

First you try to tell us the Titanic was real, now you say the Simpsons are real???

The Dream of a Lifetime !!!!!!!!!