Right. That's a giant Cuttlefish

For the homemade tincture I would recommend Everclear, 200 proof; 100% ethanol.

A - Ugh! Ever hear of a NSFW warning?

This pre-emptive hyper-sensitivity is insane, or maybe the work of jumpy defense lawyers.

Remind me to read this in June

This still gets me a teary.

When two completely convinced yet under-informed prostelytizers get into it

Nice to see some lingering affection for "Daisies".

Daisies good for troglodytes. Bold colors! Pretty girls! Yummy pies!

Your proper humility in recognizing my Superior Mentality is noted. in due time you will have your reward

That writing is all over the walls in Sith training camp of SWTOR.

Starring!!! A Cast of Idiots!!!1

OMG I READ IT IN A TABLOID SO IT MUST BE TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe "domestication" is really "Pithicization"?

Space Jockey Rises!!!!

At one mile up, going at Mach1, he'd have 4.689 seconds to open his 'chute.

You mean the guy mentioned in the last paragraph?????

Hope he's not too close to a Lagrangian point for that one!!!

Where does it say "Doctor Who"????

Really? Can't we squidge in one more bracket?