@The_Geb: Here you go:

"Parasitic flower seduce(s) animals"

Here's my neck. Do what you want with it.

@Rahll: This sounds familiar.

Tomar needs a sammich. Anyone got some chicken&tuna salad?

This sounds familiar.

@NotGodot: "Y'know, nothing's more PLEASING than when science/engineering wonks quote Monty Python."

@meatbag_pussrocket: That's what I came for. Half of everyone else, too, I think.

@polle404: Yep.

@hercules_100_98: Especially the bit about robots developing neuroses. I used to have a cellphone that was quite paranoid.

@Jason Jones: Lungs full of !air! would expand rather than collapse in vacuum. If you were holding your breath the expansion would make pressure on your diaphragm and rib cage and up your trachea to your glottis. I think you'd have a strong urge to exhale, releasing that pressure.

@MadiRuss: There is a SarcMark. But it is dumb looking and you have to pay to use it. Deserves a sSarcMark itself.

@shan164: Well done. Although Esther Inglis-Arkell is considering mostly dramatic Sci-fi here, H2T2G2 is one movie that does present an immediately effective "invasion", even if it is in a comedic setting. Douglas Adams used humor to get you thinking about some serious matters.

Why was this posted? We all know there are piles of garbage all over the Earth. I don't need to see every one of them.

Not so much into "Dead anything", but that video leads to - Why have I not heard about this before?!?!?!?

@AaronProtesilaus: I live to amuse

@Cribbage Left: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

@stokan: Thoughtful concurrence: This mode of expression makes a good deal of sense in text-only communication.

@DrForbidden: it's pronounced "Curtsy-bird Rasten-brad-novich"

@8x10: That mass freezing of the environment of Mammoths is a far more interesting paradox to me than what they ate or when.