so, your lovely fiance buys you a bus as a surprise, and you say “nah, I wanted a different one”....
then make her drive 1200 miles in a broken down punishment car to buy the one you want.......
then tell the world everything that sucks about the gift she bought you because she loves you...........
and then you are…

What kind of fuel mileage does it get? How big is the fuel tank? Do both of the wipers (have to) run at the same speed?  Is it pretty quiet on the highway with the engine in the back?  Do you kneel the bus to let yourself out (at a fuel stop)?

I say we should destroy all the Confederate monuments with dynamite. Make a spectacle of it. Shock and awe, baby.

I tried watching that, but the stupid burned so bad I took a bath instead.

You just had to make me cry, today, didn’t you? Tears of joy, but still....

I would say he’s less monetized stupidity as much as he’s monetized spite, but you can’t have that level of spite unless you’re pretty stupid. He wields grievance culture like a nuclear machine gun, and that’s built him an army of losers who are angry at everyone else for their station in life. His lack of remorse or…

For a party that likes to be like actions have consequences they sure as hell dont want to face any.

Not directly. From wikipedia, so take with possible grain of salt:

just wait until a muslim drives through a white pride/trump nugget parade.

Seems like pickups are becoming the new AR.

we’re all just going to have to be careful about where we get our BLM apparel from

Gosar the Gosarian got it all wrong. He and his claim they were just on a tour, right? Ashli just ended hers at the bullet gift shop.

If there’s one thing I think mass media needs to stop doing, it’s portraying Bitch McConnell as some sort of political player. He’s not playing 25-sided chess, he’s a more nihilistic lucy with the football. Saying something like it’s true, even though it contradicts his own words is not political masterclass.

Of all the slimeist motherfuckers, it’s definitely a toss up between that turd and Drumpf, as well as to which gravestone to visit first with a full bladder

Hello? Is this thing on?

Misleading by omission or ignoring facts still counts as lying, or so I tell my kid as I try to raise him to be a decent human being.

“Kayleigh McEnany, Lying Once Again, Insists She Never Lied as Press Secretary, Bless Her Heart”

She never actually “lied”, she just didn’t tell the complete “truth”

I don't understand why cars don't have a solar panel on the roof as a trickle charger. Even if it would never fully charge a EV, it would put a little bit back into the system and, if you left a light on, keep you from ever having a battery go flat. 

Would you go out of your way to watch a game of slip n’ slide if everyone has diarrhea? Yes, you would. Sad for the dude who has it, even sadder for the network who just lost out on maybe the greatest fake sports event in tv history