“So if they don’t want Republicans at the baseball games”

Someone should fucking beat him to death. 

Yet these fools voted for a man who had to pay a prostitute to get some. *sigh*

Life is a death sentence; might as well enjoy it!

I’d challenge you to find an article that begins with “Florida Couple” that DOESN’T involve some kind of deviant or criminal behavior.  

The Olympics themselves are just about the most political sporting event there is. From the very first idea to hold them in your country to the closing ceremony, there is nothing about them that is not political. The athletes are used to promote jingoism by their countries around the world and this is not new. Adolph…

We support the athlete’s right to speak. We have set aside a special venue for athletes to express their political views. It will in a sub-basement of the pool complex and broadcast on an obscure streaming channel at 3 AM local time. - IOC

Fuck rule 50. The field of play is exactly the right place for athletes to let the world know. Those fucking old men who run this outdated game wood have us believe that the world is a nice cosy place, no racism, no inequalities, no genocides....cos we all know, that will stop for 2 weeks while the things on. I can…

A cop using his work email to send money and encouragement to a murder suspect: priceless.

C’est incroyable. J’en veux un !

If you refuse to get vaccinated, you should:

Good hustle, railroad man.

Balls. Of. Steel. 

Code brown in my pants.

My friends are always asking me why I won’t watch sports with them, or accept tickets to stadiums, or talk about the big game last week. It’s because I don’t care; I have no desire to sink into the miserable emotional and commercial quagmire that is professional (and to a degree, college) sports. I’m also not…

You misspelled “defence attorney”

the “good” people of Texas

The fact that the Zodiac Killer has not already been recalled and thrown out of office for his bullshit means to me that Texas has no problem with him gibbering whatever bullshit comes to mind and will certainly have no issues with him leaving the state the next time they are suffering.

It seems Spring Texas fire dept is incapable of handling an electrical fire. There’s lots of guns in Texas, why didn’t they just shoot the flames out.

One person was in the passenger seat and the other in the back seat, so nobody was driving the car, ok that ended as expected. Darwin award.