Oh, I’m sure the police could stop them just fine. They won’t because... reasons.

I’ll submit that Georgia should open state charges against Trump, rather than or in tandem with impeachment.

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The manager really should have just told them to go ahead and leave since this rando was assaulting a guest. If the managed wanted to be deferential to Karen but actually helpful they could have always asked Harrold and his son if they would mind waiting for 10 seconds while they called her damn phone to see if the…

Yup. He sacrificed himself for the economy, so maybe his family will get a comforting hug from the stock market.

Well, seeing as the economy is doing so well now I guess he showed us something, didn’t he?

Money over people’s lives... sounds about right.

We now know exactly how stupid a homo sapiens can be, because we can observe and record the actions of L. Gohmert.

I have no pictures—my phone is an antique flip phone and the good camera is just too darn fancy for me to find comfortable—but I’ll second the request for pictures. I also find that I look forward to coming here for a bit of sanity and pleasure in rough times.

If I could take a moment to be more self-indulgent than I usually am...

He seemed to get along just fine with Jobs, don’t see that it would be very different with Elon.

Noted, he’s only telling this story because of the rumors of Apple making an electric car. He’s trying to push the narrative that Apple is regretting the mistake they made by not buying up Tesla for “cheap” and is coming to the show late and with desperation. Anything to bump up those loses after hitting the S&P 500

He really takes being a sore loser to an extreme level of pathetic, huh.

Uh one more time: He was not kidding about that “President for Life” shit. This mother fucking con man finally found his ultimate mark and he wants to milk it for all the cash his lazy ass can. Just kill him and do us all a favor

This entire thing is a perfect illustration of what, exactly, it means to be conservative nowadays, which is to have basically no consistent principles except deliberately provoking and demeaning people (and tax cuts for the rich, I guess). That is it.

But did you still have clean underwear?

They sure can dish it out, but they can’t take it. Typical.

II really like Nancy Pelosi but she’s 80 years old. She is fucking brilliant and she’s pretty much said she’s stepping down in 2022 so I do think AOC is absolutely right that the Democratic Party has to start looking for potential candidates and grooming them, and the sooner the better.

I LOVE AOC! She’s smart and ballsy and great I hope she’s the future of American politics.

I think if you have to wear a shirt that says “Not a racist” you’re probably a racist.