I send my to the White House to dry out the swamp. Pesently, sewer.

For sure, makes those guys look like they need a shower really bad.

Why not use your cell phone? See someone you do not want to be with as they approach to start talking, just say “Please excuse me, I just got a call coming in and I need to take it”. If they seem puzzle by no phone sound, just say “silent mode, vibrate” and go to the side, take the phone to your ears and make believe.…

Forget the dress or whatever. I’m in for for the necklace:

My favorite two:

Yes, and the heat comes with for free.

Not just a “bump” but a mountain on the road (fat and cumbersome).

Give this role (signed up to join the infantry or the marines) to Brandon, the younger one (I think it is his name?).

They will actually be populated by a bunch of “toy Yoda”!

She is a real cool chick!

“...Or how about that drive off at the end, and the fade to the closing screen while you *still* hear the van driving into the distance for another 30 seconds or so before it fades to black. [he still had to go back and get the camera. LOL]...”

If one does not know how to read Craislisting’s move on and don’t use it. Facebook will gladly accept your fake advertisements. If that is what you want to support, use it.

You are the best I have read. You do not mince words. I love it.

Cannot be “...sitting on the toilet...” he was never potty trained.

Do not degrade snowflakes, they are beautiful.

It should read “compromised”.

looks like big bird got “tar and feathered”.

Really, now we have “Dick Tracy” telling us how “absolutely absurd” stuff is on the road. He should stay with his “absolutely absurrd” jeeps at the junk yard. He istruly the definition of “absolutely absurd”. Get over it “Dick Tracy”.

It is a lack of “brain” not “vocabulary”. The word “v o c abu lary” is way to complicated for Fuck-Face to spell.

I would hate to push start this sucker.