It is all called “alternate reality”. Trump tower is the new witches training ground. Lots of broom closets in there.

Whenever FuckFace Donny talks, it is as natural as a fart is to an asshole.

It make the Republicans look “great again”!

FuckFace Donny does not speak English. Does not even know how to write it and knows nothing of history. The only patriotic thing he has is a big “Bone Spur” up his ass. Called a pumpkin Patch and smell like a cesspool/sewer.

A guy from Bulgaria I would not trust with a Tootsie Roll?

In the past they already had your “Would-be-nice-to-have” features:

Bid deal, how many one can sit comfortable. With the bed in the back you can fit 20 people. Who cares about comfort (else, get a bus). Duh...

Question, it looks green, but is it biodegradable? I see it does all great things for the face, yet nothing is mention what it does to our mother nature. Thanks for reply.

Question, it looks green, but is it biodegradable? I see it does all great things for the face, yet nothing is…

It is not to scare bears and cougars but, to keep people away from them. Far, far away.

On many hikes, I had people with dogs tell me “Don’t worry my dog doesn’t bite” I reply “Your dog and I must be related because I don’t bite either”.

I imagined you had a puddle of pee on the spot?

Same as a delivery driver for any business. If delivery driver gets an accident, ticket, pregnant, etc. while driving a delivery? The business will not take responsibility for action(s). They require “very fast” service at your own risk. 

Stick some foil inside wallet. Cheaper, less cumbersome, no big deal. Better yet, do not hike with wallet. Why would one need a credit card (Iphone, with no reception) deep in the woods???

We take driving test and pass an exam to get a driving license. If one continues driving like the first time there would be no accidents. After driving a couple years try taking the exam again and notice how sloppy we become??? Laxing on reliance will always trip us. Autopilot is no exception.

Looks like they both got their body work out from “Jabba the Hutt”. They are so despicably gross, fake, and ugly as sin.

After a while bad habits have a way of getting in the way of being a responsible driver.

What is your name? Arny SchwarzeStupid.

With a mask on (paper bag over the head), it is OK.

With a mask on (paper bag over the head), it is OK.

Does these hats make them graduate faster???

I though one could talk to the computer and it would adjust all the stuff? No need of hands, or look down. Maybe, also have preset touch for different drivers?